:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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