then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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