in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize