Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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