i always forget guys have bellybuttons
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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