i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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