How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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