That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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