help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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