Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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