So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
