I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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