Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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