How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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