i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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