Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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