you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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