Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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