I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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