Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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