im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
50% drunk capacity currently
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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