i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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