I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
