have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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