he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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