His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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