sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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