So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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