Non-Jews are for practice
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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