awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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