Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she pinky promised me she was 18
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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