The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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