I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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