Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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