so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
