Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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