You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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