It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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