I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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