Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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