Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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