CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize