omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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