theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
third nipple confirmed
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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