Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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