i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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