carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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