Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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