she was so not down for the gang bang
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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