Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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