I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
