I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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