How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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