Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
