You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
