Fine. I'll sleep in my office
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Randomize
