MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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