I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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