it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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